what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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I'm hungry.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Ross.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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refridgrator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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