- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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