- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

I can count to potato.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve