On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Anti Joke

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