What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Womens rights

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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