Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Where are you going Your house

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

An Irishman walked out of a bar

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Donald Trump

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

did you stub your toe?

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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