Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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