How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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