- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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