Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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your life

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Anti Joke

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