- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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