- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

FUCK THE JEWS

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

watch me nae nae

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what does a chair look like? a chair.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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