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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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