Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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A black student graduated High School

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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