- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why was the woman?

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Women's Rights.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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