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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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