- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What's the deal with brown?

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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