what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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<=3 penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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The WPGA tour

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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