- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Health food.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Bags of delicious poop.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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