- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Adele walks into the stables

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Sammi suck kyles chode

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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