- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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