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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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