"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

The WPGA tour

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A: Do you like it B: No

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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