It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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