A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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8===D

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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