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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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