Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

this is not a drill.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Miscarriages.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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