Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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