- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

^ That's not even funny ^

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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