- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Whats 2+1? 2.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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