- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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