Vagina.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

a man makes a bad joke

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Justin Bieber.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

knock knock who's there? faith

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