An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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