i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

the holocaust

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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