Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Thats sweet, thank you then.

JUST KIDDING^

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

asdf

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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