- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Michel Moor on a die...

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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