Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Womans baksetball...

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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