Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What's half of 8? o

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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