What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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