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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

your life

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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