How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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