- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

drugs.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

A black man has a job.

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