What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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