How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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The MLS

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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