- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

breasts

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??