What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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