- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

I am quite mature.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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