What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Woman's Rights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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top kek

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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