- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

david weres the slug gone

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

I'm Batman.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Wanker

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

a jew walks out of a furnace

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

kaite is dumb that is true

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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