- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why was the woman?

Women's Rights.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Anthony sucks

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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