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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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