roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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good one jess !!

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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