A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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one of the idiot

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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