Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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