- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Needless to say,

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

snooki

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

scientology.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

I like your hair

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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