- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Weed.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

tee hee

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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