The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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