knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Anti Joke

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