Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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hey, my names mark.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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