- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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