Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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I regret everything.....

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Anti Joke

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