What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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i like men but im not gay

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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