a jew walks out of a furnace

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womens rights

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Anti Joke

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