Whats two plus two? Miles

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

RUN

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Fat people

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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