- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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