Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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