I woke up today

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

My Butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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