Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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