- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

think twice or at least think

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

John Stamos.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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