Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Why was Edgar sad at the swimming pool? Edgar had been taking swimming lessons for a few weeks, on a tuesday-thursday basis, and was not learning how to swim as well as he would have liked. His instructer, Ms. Herpina was also very rude and generally disrespectful to Edgar. As a result of him seeing the lack of progress, and his dislike of his teacher, one day he quit going to his lessons and went to the local Dairy Queen instead with his girlfriend, Susie. Little did he know, his mother had also gone out to buy him DairyQueen, as a celebration to him becoming better at swimming. When she saw him at Dairy Queen, she was very angry at her son, who had lied to her about going to that days' lesson, and had also lied to her about not having a girlfriend. After his mom told his girlfriend that they couldn't date, she took a distraught Edgar to their small apartment. Edgar had always hated this apartment, ever since the first day they moved in as a result from the lack of money to afford a nicer area. After his older brother David stole all that money from his mother to buy drugs a few years back, his life hasn't been the same. His mother was forced to move into an apartment with few luxories, and Edgar was constantly jealous of his friends at school, especially Jason, the dark haired boy who always bragged about how good he was at his PSP games. Edgar only wanted happiness for at least a little while, but was quickly forced back to the pool. He was embarassed at the fact that he couldn't swim, and all the popular girls at the pool were making fun of him. It had been a rough life for Edgar, and he was still only seven years of age. This, my child, is why Edgar was sad at the swimming pool.

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Your adopted.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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