- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

i just wrote this so hard

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??