- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

did you stub your toe?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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