Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

WEED!

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

all jokes aside...

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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