When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

tommy is retared

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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