a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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