- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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