what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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smell the vitamin C

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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AIDS.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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