- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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