What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Y u do dis?

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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