- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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