A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

noah is a scrub jungle

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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